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A punishment issued when a minor gets caught by the police drinking alcohol
Guy 1: Did you go to the party last weekend?
Guy 2: Ya and I got a T-Fischer!
Everyone's favorite anti-semitechild prodigy. Even with his incredible intelligence and chess playing skills he's just as vulnerable to dementia and trauma which has become evident in the past few years.(Early childhood and chess playing losses explain his hatred of jews, and the the all the anti Americaness) He is a great example that all the mental prowess and glory goes to pot when you let yourself be corrupted by the sins of greed and envy.
Bobby's gone off on the jews again, there goes world chess interest.
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a girl who fell in love with a boy in 3 weeks. she also thinks she has a cute vagina.
girl: I LOVE him!!
girl #2: when did you meet him?
girl: 2 days ago?!!?!
girl #2: ugh stop being a Samantha fischer
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Big gay and burly Cuban man. Can be observed running around wildly with a shovel every afternoon. Genuinely hates feminists and will obliterate any that he comes across. Gets angry very easily. "Agh I’m so mad."
Guy: hey Fischer Gordon do you wanna study?
Fischer: ah I’m so mad !!!
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vb. to get a hand job; not be able to close the deal
Last night Derek brought home that girl but he couldn't close the deal, he settled for a Tim Fischer.
The boy that yu think yu no everything about and then later in life when your still with him if yu still are he fucking stabs yu in the back and he starts doing the same thing to another gurl that he did to yu and this gurl is lyk your bestfriend and yu want to tell him about this big asshole and what he does but yu dont want to make her mad or shit lyk that, but yu thought yu loved him yu really thought yu did but hen yu still do and i think curtis fischer can put a spell on yu.
All i can say is he is one of those people that yu kno and then yu dont and he also is one who twisted or words and he is a wonderful boyfriend but after this your probably not going to be able to trust him in a real relationship, but your wishing yu could trust this boy.
curtis fischer, boys, boy, thoughts, people, him, girl, bestfriend, asshole, fucking, stabs, like, mad, shit, loved, still, curtis, fischer, spell, twisted, wonderful, boyfriend, trust, relationship, wishing.
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fagget tall kid who is really scrawny and loves little ugly asian girls super homo
Dude: he hooked up with all those ugly chicks
Other Dude: yea he's such a matthew fischer
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