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When someone in the room starts talking about something people were just talking about and "Starts over" the conversation, they win. It is bad to win
Joe: Did you hear about that guy who just climbed everst?
Jim: Yeah he was so cool
Within 5 minutes later
Fred: Hey did you guys hear about the dude who just climbed everest
Jim: Dude we just said that and you were right there
Joe: YOU JUST WON THE FIVE MINUTE GAME!!!
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Totally and completely out of date, or style. Recently hip, or cutting edge, but no longer so.
Oh my Gawd! Those acid-washed, wide-leg raver pants are SO five minutes ago!
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An exclamation proclaimed after a gullible person falls victim to an exclamation such as "Hey -insert name here-". If they answer with the word "What", then they have five minutes to get someone else to say the word...if they don't...they explode.
Hey Joe guess what!
What?
Five minutes to get rid of it!
Dangit...uh...hey fred!
Yes?
NO!
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During the month of Febuary you have only five minutes per day to stroke your penis, as soon as you start your first stroke your time starts.
Haden: Jesus man you nut really fast
Spencer: Training for Five Minute Fap Febuary
Haden: Oh shit I forgot because of Just Take A Break January
1. To take a dump; poop
2. What to say when "blowing mud" is not appropriate
"The coffee's starting to work; time for my Five Minute Miracle Diet."
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A humorous response to someone who ask you what your going to do with your cash
John: Hey what would you buy for one pound eighty
Billy:Your mum for five minutes
A Five-Minute Spit-Roast is a spit-roasting that a group of cadets give to another cadet. Each of the other cadets in the pod (5) give the 6th a spit-roasting, but they can fuck him in his mouth or asshole for only five minutes at a time, and then they have to let someone else in. The guys keep doing this until everyone has had at least one cumgasm.
Almost every month my roomies give me a Five-Minute Spit-roast!
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