two fives beat a ten

The knowing instruction given to a prodigy by an older and wiser male when referencing women to choose for sexual encounters. This rule will also make it much more possible to convince two women to go to bed with you at the same time.

Young dude,"God, that girl's a ten, I'm gonna go talk to her."
Old dude, "Son, those two over there are not as attractive, but two fives beat a ten."

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Your friend is in the hospital. Your other friend wants to call. You prank him by giving the area code and 555-1212. He calls the number not knowning it was information and asks the operator to speak to him. She says city your calling again and he asks for his full name again.

He calls me back and i start laughing before speaking a word. And that is my five five five one two one two story

five two

The five two - COVID-19. Typically used to avoid saying the word due to content restrictions on YouTube or other media sharing sights, or as a playful way of mentioning the topic.

Call me when the five two's over. We'll get up to speed with each other.

five-twoing

Practicing the mushroom microdosing protocol suggested by mycologist, Paul Stamets, of five days on, two off.

Dan: Steve's been super sharp lately
Kate: Yup, he's been killing it since he started five-twoing

five good twos

five meaning a set of five good twos, in which case you have five twos that add up to ten

lil nig: Rate dat ho over there
me: I’ll give her a five, five good twos 🤣