Fixins

Slang for weed when the blunt is cracked and you're lookin for the weed to fill it with. A reference to the southern term for toppings on food.

after cracking a Dutch and removing all unnecessary excess paper:

"Yo where the fixins?"

"Yo, I need some fixins for this."

"Yo, can i get some fixins or what?

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fixin

The act of injecting drugs.

The place was a freakin' shooting gallery. I walk in and the first thing I see is four or five people fixin' right there in the front room!!

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fixin to

A moronic, poorly used English phrase, meaning: I'm getting ready to do (whatever the task may be), or I am preparing for something. Normally used by common hicks from the south, often those who have betrayed their fiances...

I'm fixin' to go to the bank to cash the check you gave me, since I have no money of my own and can't support my own sorry self...

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fixin

The act of looking to pick a girl up.
At a club, or party. Someone you don't know, one night stand.

Yo boss im fixing to get with this girl, Get Off My Tip!!
Shit, he's going to need a toolbox for this fix job.

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fetus fixin's

the combination of male ejaculate and female vaginal secretions that is created during intercourse and facilitates the fertilization of an ovum by a spermatozoon

"I want to have a baby so help me whip up some fetus fixin's!"

"Sex standing up is pretty great until all the fetus fixin's fall out and make a mess."

fixin' to be set

Southern slang; good to go, all set.

Y'all are fixin' to be set, take care!

fake fixin'

A person (generally a man with a huge ego) who attempts to work on, or trys to fix something without having any knowledge, or little knowledge about how to fix whatever they're working on. Usually involving mechanic tools, hand tools, or electric tools.

Yo Mike, you listen to those factory technicians at work talk about how they always work on their cars and fix them? It's like they auto mechanics.

Nah bro, they ain't no auto mechanics, they jus fake fixin'