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Fastest man alive. Runs the speed of light(that's 186000 miles per second holmes)also the most kick aznass superhero ever to live, he is so fricken awesome that he could f your mom fifty times and then run around the world in less than a second.
Stoner: Dude! Why is your mom lying on the floor naked in a pool of her own blood?
Dude: I dunno, must have been the flash.
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Pre-drawn designs for tattoos.
I was looking for flash of a shark.
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Flash is a program developed by Macromedia. It is widely used for internet development. It can be intergrated with most other Mecromedia products, such as d
reamweaver or Fireworks.
This program was developed in Flash
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To immediately, uncontrollably projectile vomit when exposed to a scenario so revolting that one's innards rush for the proverbial Fire Exit, i.e one's mouth.
When he saw the Hamburger Lady: no arms, no legs, remaining torso and head with 4th degree burns, though a trained trauma physician, he flashed on the floor, sending vomit bouncing back up to the bed on which her moaning body lay.
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When you go to a club, get drunk, and leave with a woman, not knowing she is hideous. You then return to her apartment, and you sober up before you are about to have sex. Though you realize she is unattractive, you still fuck her. You then proceed to bust your nut quickly, somewhere between five or ten minutes. Once you nut, you immediately pull out, grab your clothes, and bolt out of her house. Just as The Flash would do.
Dude 1: "Bro what happened to you last night? You left with some ugly chick."
Dude 2: "I know man. Lets just say i was The Flash last night. I got to her house at around 1:00 and was home at 1:09."
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1. to erupt in physical violence against another which is out of control and fierce.
2. to suddenly become outrageously profound and irate in an arguement which causes the other person to react in either submission or escalation.
3. an old game where a kid gets to slap the back of a hand of another kid who has accidentally just said a word that they didn't mean to say.
We were all just chill'n and then all of a sudden these girls got to flash'n at the bar.
2.Jimmy- "Hey Timmy, did you see that cock? (laughs)...I mean cop!"
Timmy- "Alright there Jimmy, let me get my flash" *slap*
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