The Flat Tire

The sound that one makes when irritated, frustrated or just pissed. Very popular in the urban world. Sounds like a leaking tire.

The Flat Tire:

Cop: Put your hands on the car.

Urban Kid: Psssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss maaaannnn (imitating the sound of a leaking deflating flat tire)

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Flat Tire

when you punch a person in their breast implants so hard that they burst, thus giving their chest the appearance of a flat tire.

I accidentally elbowed her in the left tit and now she has got a flat tire

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flat tire

A sex act where the male intentionally loses his erection.

I totally gave this chick a flat tire last night. She was pissed, but at least it wasn't a blow out.

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Flat Tire

When a person walks with a limp due to having a shorter leg than the other leg.

That dude is a flat tire he walks like a fucking dumbass!!

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Flat tire

Hand in Texas Hold'em, a jack-four. Derived from:

Q: What's a jack for?
A: A flat tire

I have a really crappy hand that I shouldn't be playing, but it has a clever name. I love flat tires.

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flat tire

A person who is boring, a downer.

His date was such a flat tire that he snuck out the back door and ditched her at the restaurant.

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flat tire

In poker, a hand that needs a jack to improve.

"If I don't get a jack on the river, my straight's gonna be a flat tire."

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