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A person that automatically flicks on every light they pass while walking into the office, regardless of the proximity of his or her desk to the light in question.
"I prefer to work with the lights off because the ambient light is sufficient, but a flicker just walked by and turned all the lights on, despite the fact that his office is two floors up and these lights have no effect on him."
"I hate flickers!"
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Online flirting and smooching by means of photo exchange.
One remotest flicker and I was smitten.
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A man who adjusts himself all day at work with the hope that no one saw
You are suck a flicker. Dude, leave it alone!!
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one who flicks a joey (baby kangaroo) off of its mother, during its ascent to the pouch, from the vagina. at only one month old, a miniscule kangaroo fetus leaves the vagina and climbs towards the pouch. the "flicker" is a fetishist who swipes the shrimp sized joey away from the mothers body during its climb in order to obtain joy and satisfaction. it is a very dangerous fetish, because the mother kangaroo could beat the shit out of the flicker.
during a sight-seeing tour down under, i caught a flicker red-handed. he was trying to collect the fetal joey in order to broil and eat it.
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A guy who is a girl repellent at a party or just in general. Once a clit flicker opens his mouth, all babes and grenades alike flee the premises, just as if he violently flicked their clitoris'.
Hottie: "soooo I think this party is getting lame and we should get out of here ;) "
Ralph "oh alright well let's go to-"
Kev "HEYY WOMAN WHAS YOUR NAME! Ha! THIS BEEAR IS GOOD EY IM FROM AUUSTRALIA AND VERY LOUD"
(girl leaves)
Ralph: Kev, you fuckin clit flicker.
One who through local state law, and the inability to speak the local language due to their illegal immigration, is reduced to flicking tickets to promote pornography in your drunken Las Vegas face.
Get your porno ticket out of my drunken Las Vegas face you ticket flicker! What up don?