Flimsy cardboard box

The mysterious things the man from the UPS truck brings to your doorstep.

Dude! The UPS guy brought me a flimsy cardboard box again! What should I do with it?

flimsy low hand

When a guy hooks the the elastic band of his under pants with his thumb pulling them down to taking a piss. The thumb then slips off the waste band and <smack> right on the dick.

I gave myself a flimsy low hand last night. I was so drunk my thumb slipped right off the elastic and nailed me right on dick...

flimsy fucking excuse

What Protestants are, essentially. The "faith" they believe in no more than a crock of shit passed off as a religion.

Protestants are a flimsy fucking excuse for a religion.

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flimsy low-hand

A REALLY good hand job. Often quick and to the point resulting in an unexpected mess.

That emo chick that works at Starbucks gave me the flimsy low-hand last night in the parking lot. It was amazing....

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Flimsy Hand Syndrome

Someone with the hand and wrist strength of a toddler.
A medical condition one develops as they age, elderly people are often found with this unfortunate syndrome.

"Destinee threw one punch and her entire knuckle swelled up!"
"Ahh, that's Flimsy Hand Syndrome for you."

Flimsy Dildo Case

1.What you call a person that has a rectum or vagina that has been loosened by frequent dildoing or through sexual intercourse.
2. A flimsy dildo case is someone who can use there colon or vagina cavity as a dildo case.

1. Hey look at that homosexual guy over there, he is a flimsy dildo case.

2. That prostitute is a flimsy dildo case.

Pop a Flimsy

Otherwise known as a " three way attack ". When you call somebody and have another person on the phone without the person you called knowing.
Your throwed off boyfriend just isn't cuttin' it for you. You love the guy, but you just can't handle it anymore. You tell your best friend to stay on the phone while you break up with him. Most people have a mute button on their phone that they can press to eliminate all sound that escapes from your mouth.

Hey Donna, it turned out that bitch Ronnette is talkin shit about me! Let's pop a flimsy on her ass and see if its true.