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A turd which refuses to flush.
Who left that floater in the toilet?
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A piece of fecal matter that will not sink, usually the result of a meal with a high fat content.
I supersized my Big Mac meal and let out a two foot long floater the next morning.
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The body of a drowned person, used by police, emergency personnel and news reporters.
A bloated floater bobbed in the East River near the old Broolyn Navy Yard.
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A poo/turd/log that floats on the water's surface and refuses to be flushed away.
"That's disgustang! Someone's left a floater in the loo!"
a person who isnt in a social click at a school and cant be labeled or put in one they know everyone, hang out with everyone, everyone know him/her, and is friends with everyone. There usually very popular very smart polite well liked and good looking
New kid "Hey who is that?"
*points down the hall at a kid who is hanging out with the Crazy ones while wearing the school's football team jacket high fives a popular as he walks by and while a rocker gives him back his guitar*
Friend of new kid "How do you not know him that's Alex"
New Kid "Really what click is he with and how can i get in?"
Friend of New Kid "He isnt in a click he is a floater and just go up and talk to him"
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1 - a small, lighter-than-water turd that, no matter how much you flush, refuses to BE GONE!
hence,
2 - an obnoxious asshole that you can't seem to get rid of
dude 1 - Man, what's up with your little bro? Every time we fire up a blunt, he's like, THERE!
dude 2 - Yeah, he's pretty much a fucking floater. He needs to get a life or start contributing to the cause!
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Detritus or cells suspended in the aqueous of the eye which can be seen by staring into the light; Matter in the fluid of the eye which will settle or leave or appear; a naturally occurring phenomenon of aging;
When he looked at the light quickly and moved his eye he could make out the floaters suspended in his vision;
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