Flob is a combination of the words flower and blob. The word was created by Moriah Elizabeth in her Painting My Tie Dye (AGAIN.) for her new character who is a flower blob.
Moriah: Hey guys check out my new character! She's a flob!
Fans: Aw she's so cute! I hope you make more flobs in the future!
Moriah: I really hope flob doesn't actually mean anything else
"Flobbing" is the act of very slow sex, whether it be passionate or boring. The position in which the sex is done doesn't entirely matter towards it being 'flobbing', but some positions are more appropriate than others.
(I.e. Kneeling down to do oral isn't exactly flob-y, but 69ing could be).
Jason: Hey I heard you hooked up with Kayla last night, how was it?
Todd: I couldn't get very into it, so we just flobbed for most of the night, I didn't even cum.
Jason: Damn, that's rough.
(Alternatively)
Jason: Hey I heard you hooked up with Kayla last night, how was it?
Todd: Dude, I think I'm in love. We had the best date of my life, then we went back to my place and we were flobbing for hours.
Jason: Nice, I'm glad it went well
A word to describe a mood where you are feeling pretty lazy and just want to chill out at home/at a friend's, and do nothing except watch movies/blog/eat etc.
"I think I'm just going to flob about today."
"I feel like flobbing."
"I think we should just flob."
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Can be used as a synonym for the f word.
That's so flobbing rude!
Flob off!
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The act of not washing your hands after you've been to the toilet.
That's disgusting, she's flobbing.
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A made up word to describe a blob character, but specifically one that has a flower on its head with alternating colors.
"I really need to stop saying 'flob', before it becomes a thing."- Moriah Elizebeth
Flobbing is a word created by famous singer Adam Lambert. Flobbing is when you are drinking something with a straw while you are talking to someone and when you go in to take a sip without looking at your drink, you miss the straw. When this happens the straw usually pokes the side of your face or even your nose, which can be embarrassing for some.
Person: "Hey Adam, how did your date go? You didn't flob again, right?"
Adam: *sigh* " It was terrible. And yes, I flobbed AGAIN".