fml

fuck my life
when one is in a bad situation and needs to fill that agravated sigh in with a word.

"dude i think your mom is making out with that guy again."


"fml....not again."

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FML

noun - A shortened term for the website 'Fmylife.com', but can also be used as a shortened way to say 'Fuck my life'. It is a website which includes multitudes of fictional stories about people having their days ruined in some horrible or upsetting way. The handful of stories that are true, however, always occur as a fault of the writer.

"Hey, your cat just ate your fish."

"Why?"

"Because you left it out of the bowl."

"Dude, FML."

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FML

Stands for Fuck My Life. A popular website (fmylife.com) where people can post about shitty things that happened to them.

While a lot of FML stories are fake nowadays, they can still be plausible and entertaining, unlike the faggots on MLIA who post about how they got chased by some dude dressed in a banana suit at Walmart.

Today, I thought it would be funny to tickle our high school's star wrestler. He responded by punching me in the face. FML.

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FML

Nokio (Dru Hill and Black Angel Down) claimed FML for his own and stated that it would no longer be a negative (see other definitions). FML stands for fuck making love. It's a grown man/woman thing referencing a one night stand, more specifically the act of "fucking" versus "making love".

She said "FML. Tear down these walls, the one around my heart that makes it hard to get involved and the one around the place that you want to get inside."

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FML

Fuck my life, an unfortunate event which usually involves someone getting hurt owned pwned or insulted.

Today, my friends had ditched me for a party I hadn't been invited to so I was sitting home alone. The only other thing in my house was the mosquito I nicknamed Fred. I liked to watch Fred fly around and try to suck my blood. 20 minutes later, I found Fred's dead body. I was actually sad. FML

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FML

Acronym for Fuck my life.

BR: FML. >:/
AK: And that is?
BR: Fuck my life.

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fml

something you say when everything is wrong.

SHIT I fucked up again, FML

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