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Three day old stale coffee left in the office break room over the weekend.
I was lucky to even make it to work. Making fresh coffee was out of the question! So I just slopped some Folgers Gristles into my coffee trough and jammed it into the microwave.
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that one ad with the mongoose girl
cant turn that mongoose filter off, just act natural for your boss the best part of waking up is folgers in your cup
folgers coffee is actually bad
Have your significant other drinks 1 to 2 pots of black coffee. Then set up a box fan and set it on high. Lay down naked in front of it and start jerking off, as she defecates on the other side of the running fan, spraying her caffeinated fecal love upon you.
The Folger's Morning left me needing a shower.
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A girl with a very loose vagina. The name comes from the fact that fucking them can be related to fucking an empty folgers can.
Dude, I didn't feel a thing.
Is that because you have a small dick.
No, its because she is a folgers girl.
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da place where all da bitchez come to learn da language of loooove.
we also study this dead guy named Bill Shakes. It's pretty awesome. All the bitchez are smart and nerdsy, and all of them are gorgeous.
at least 3 out of the sixteen will be extremely pretentious. and at least 50% of the total male population will be gay.
if youre not a hipster, youre a nerd. if youre not a nerd, youre a sloot.
Sloot: Hey, so you going to the Folger Shakespeare Library High School Fellowship Program today?
Hipster: yea, I decided to dress like Shakespeare to get in the mood.
Kid #1: ME TOO!
Sloot: OMG. THAT'S SO HAWT.
Nerd: ....I want to be Hamlet.
Entire class: LET'S ALL BE HAMLET
Sloot: naww i wanna be Ophelia. mmmmm Hamlet's meats.
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A tasty mix of lemonade and cold brew coffee. Over ice.
I reached for the tea, but grabbed the cold brew. Now I'm drinking an Arnold Folgers.
Guy 1 : what do you say I brew up a pot of dark roast?
Guy 2 : I say simmer down Uncle Folgers before I give you a French press