Wagner's Folly

Cutting one's thumb tip off in order to regenerate a stronger thumb capable of Billy Mays level product recommendations.

1) Ever since Wagner's Folly, that guy sure does make me want to buy a tub of Oxi-Clean just by giving a thumbs up.
2) There was no mistaking the decision in the Coliseum yesterday. While previous Caesar's life or death decisions have been ambiguous, ever since Wagner's Folly, the choice between life or death has been obvious.

madness and folly

The ridiculous perception the general public assume during their ignorant lives.

Dumb person: I'm gonna vote for Obama because I believe in him.

Dumber person: I need my adderall because it helps me focus and my doctor told me so.

Rich person: I feel so good knowing I have a warehouse of over 100 different exotic cars.

Powerful politician: These people need to vote for me because I can show them the way!

Idiotic person: I joined the military because I want to serve my country.

Dumb and Dumber, the Rich and Powerful and the Idiotic were practicing methods of complete madness and folly.

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Devil's Folly

Doing something or agreeing to something that would inhibit one from doing what is necessary or beneficial.

It was a devil's folly to do yard work for someone when I should've been practicing self-care.

Snowdon's folly

Named after TV presenter, model and former beau of George Clooney, 'Snowdon's folly' is used to describe the waning popularity of any female celebrity as a result of her refusing to pose fully topless (i.e. nipples).

Person 1: Did you see that Rachel Stevens fell from 7th to 34th in this year's FHM Top 100?

Person 2: Snowdon's folly, innit?

flacid folly

When you're tryin to do your slit, but your cock isnt hard so you take your flacid cock and continue to smack that cunt into submission until your primed and ready.

If your dick isnt hard try the flacid folly.

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as shear folly

To folly in the first.

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Seward's Folly

1. Buy a Russian Bride
2. Force feed her a few bottles of vodka
3. Throw her in a freezer
4. Wait a few hours, then gang bang her frozen corpse
5. After her bladder thaws drink her vodka filled urine

This is just like seward's folly (the U.S. purchase of Alaska) because you buy something from Russia that doesn't seem like a good idea at first, its really cold, and in the end you get gold

I'm going to pull a seward's folly next week, are you in?

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