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fon

When you are trying to take the piss of of chevs (roodboys scallies etc.) you use this word instead of phone.

Safe blad, send us your fon
urrrh no man, i ain't got no fon
i swear that's your fon
shut up man

by flashermonkey April 13, 2004

3πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


ay fon

The most ridiculous way to spell iphone.

The new ay fon 3 is coming out Tuesday. Did you know?

by talk2me-JCH2 February 19, 2022

10πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


fon-don't

A tragic fondue error. While at a fondue party with friends, not following fondue protocol can result in a fon-don't.

Keeley went overboard lighting the flame and started a huge fire under the fondue pot. She committed a major fon-don't.

Somehow, Chuck got the sauce for his chicken on his shoulder. He was wearing a fon-don't on his sleeve.

Troy tried loading too many items on his fondue fork and they fell off in the oil while cooking. Leaving food in the fondue pot is a fon-don't.

by SoniaSunshine March 10, 2008

13πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Wix Fon

Aydeen’s only treatment for when β€œit’s IMPH time” and when he throws crackers across the room. Originally spelled β€œWick’s Phone” but later changed to β€œWix Fon” after the Wix Fon Factory was created.

I was hoping we could do a collaboration. The start will commence on Wix Fon.

by Spencer The Druggie (STD) February 3, 2018


fon-don't

A tragic fondue error. While at a fondue party with friends, not following fondue protocol can result in a fon-don't.

Keeley went overboard lighting the flame and started a huge fire under the fondue pot. She committed a major fon-don't.

Somehow, Chuck got the sauce for his chicken on his shoulder. He was wearing a fon-don't on his sleeve.

Troy tried loading too many items on his fondue fork and they fell off in the oil while cooking. Leaving food in the fondue pot is a fon-don't.

by SoniaSunshine March 10, 2008

6πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


fon-doodoo

A sex act that starts by dumping a steamy poo load on the lady's chest. Then you dip your balls in it and finally teabag her with doodoo balls.

That girl ate the shit out of my fon-doodoo

by jgritty2 October 8, 2016

6πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


FON or F.O.N.

A person who is a "freak of nature".

"Omg, she is such an FON!"

by pmoney October 28, 2003

11πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž