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When a woman fakes an orgasm so she can just get the sex over with already
" I was tired after the show, and he wanted sex, so I just have him fools gold so I could get some sleep."
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A meal or a sandwich (whatever u call it) which consists of a pound of the grape jelly, pound of a peanut butter, one loaf and a thick sliced fried bacon..
Person 1: did u ate the entire Fools Gold Loaf?
Person 2: yes I did!?
Person 1: boy, you're fat!
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While taking a shit, you have your partner take a piss on you.
I was dropping the Browns off at the Superbowl, when my girl performed a Fool's Gold Shower
A girl who ain't pretty or sexy 'nouf to be a real gold digga, and who can only attract Splenda Daddies to hook up wit.
She's a fool's gold digga, scoping out a Sugar Daddy, but they ain't looking for her.
A partner who makes you think their gold when dating them initially but once you get in a relationship with them you realize they are just a fool.
My baby daddy seemed like a nice man when I met him I thought he was a prize like gold. Turns out he was a fools gold.
When you submit something to Urban Dictionary and the volunteer editors turn down your word.
Kit Fisto: I had the best idea last night and tried to put it up on Urban Dicktionary but was turned down.
Face Fuck Whirly Pool: Hey man they run a business and can't just have late night weirdos like you get away with posting fool's gold all over their websiter
Seemingly the "perfect woman, until she removes her eyelashes, her extensions, her push-up bra and lip injections...then discover she's bat-shit crazy with "daddy issues"
He thought he had met "The One", but turns out she was FOOL'S GOLD.