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An exquisite maneuver consisting of a man releasing gases from his posterior onto his woman's face whilst simultaneously propelling his seed upon her bosom.
Last night I was Rollin' That Beautiful Bean Footage all over Natasha.
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The act of tongue lapping the robot clitoris.
Hey guys, member tat tyme Eric wen to da barn and engaged in the act of "Roll that beautiful bean footage" on that suuuwwwieeeeeeee...?
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1. Something that doesn't make any sense and cannot be fully explained.
2. Totally irrelevant.
3. Typical bullshit.
---shortened to "kravitz", used in a negative way.
"What the hell is that kravitz calling me for? We broke up five years ago."
A. Why'd you sleep with my girlfriend?
B. The football game was on and I was drunk...
A. Lenny Kravitz Stock Footage, dude.
B. You're right, bro. I just wanted a piece of ass. I'm sorry.
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What you should say when your about to piss on the moon with a dong that look like a wall nut.
Did you see that hot jpeg footage? *starts shooting a wall*
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Supplemental material for a widely publicized work of fiction commonly movies that's deemed too raunchy for even the DVD/Blu-ray release. Not to confused with blooper reels, they actually tend to see light whereas these do not. <3
I'd tell you about Jennifer's Body's C-Roll Footage, but it's cursed and you might die a horrible death. <3
An interjection used when someone says something on TV that is hypocritical to either scientific fact or opposite to other things that the same guy said.
Criminal: "I never stole the diamond,"
Prosecutor: "Roll that beautiful bean footage!"
*Video shows Criminal stealing the diamond in unedited 4K Ray traced CCTV footage.*
Accidentally kicking the power strip under your desk resulting in pure silence quickly followed by a sigh since your computer, fan, and monitors all just went dead.
I just lost a great post to a blog due to a power footage, damn I hate it when I cause my own pain!!