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A place where constant genocide, slavery, raping, and primitive human behavior can be seen on a daily basis. In short a cluster fuck of a continent. Tribal battles, fighting over natural resources and overall lack of cooperation ensure this place will stay the way it is for centuries to come. Africa has a history of being taken advantage of by both corporations, foreigners, and even its own people. Somewhat like the Middle East. Africa is also a money pit for anyone trying to help out because the money gets stolen, poorly distributed, or embezzled by the very officials that are supposed to be helping their countries. The only good thing to come from Africa is my fiancés engagement ring.
5000 years from now....
Guy 1: Did you hear? Africa is preparing a rocket launch for its brand new space program.
Guy 2: Too bad the rest of humanity lives on Mars now, talk about behind the times.
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Africa is united by 54 countries which forms a continental home to Africans and black culture.
Person 1: “Where’s the Gold at?”
Person 2: “I heard there’s plenty in Africa”
Person 1: “Africa huh? Rich continent”
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A continent similiar to hell. Can't be helped by charities because most donations are stolen by roaming gunmen.
Don't go to africa if you value your life.
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What everyone tells you when you ask for them to say the name of a country.
A: Hey, tell me a country!
B: Africa!
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I hear the drums echoing tonight
But she hears only whispers of some quiet conversation
She's coming in, 12:30 flight
The moonlit wings reflect the stars that guide me towards salvation
I stopped an old man along the way
Hoping to find some old forgotten words or ancient melodies
He turned to me as if to say, "Hurry boy, it's waiting there for you"
It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had (ooh, ooh)
The wild dogs cry out in the night
As they grow restless, longing for some solitary company
I know that I must do what's right
As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti
I seek to cure what's deep inside, frightened of this thing that I've become
It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had (ooh, ooh)
Hurry boy, she's waiting there for you
It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
I bless the rains down in Africa
(I bless the rain)
I bless the rains down in Africa (I bless the rain)
I bless the rains down in Africa
I bless the rains down in Africa (ah, gonna take the time)
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had (ooh, ooh)
"What is this godly song?"
"Africa, its...its more important than my life"
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"in Africa" is where someone is extremely far away relative to the situation.
Dude! Why didn't you pass the ball?
What? You were in Africa man!
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a continent named after the band Toto's most famous song Africa
I bless the rains down in Africa
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