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The best cover-up when talking about something you shouldn't be talking about
"She pulled down my pants and started to–"
**teacher walks by**
"-and then I went to church and prayed; hallelujah! pa-raise the Lord!"
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In biker culture, a slang term for a club meeting.
Biker 1: What are we going to do about the deal we made with the mob?
Biker 2: We'll talk about it at church.
A no without any asking twice.
I asked momma if I could keep frogs in the bathtub and she gave me a church no
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It's kinda like you got served except its much better. Because no one really likes the church, when you get churched, you got dissed and nobody likes you.
Damn man!, that sucka emcee just got churched!
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1.) People.
A body of believers. The Church is everyone who believes in and has a relationship with the Lord Jesus Christ. We are here to support eachother, encourage eachother, keep eachother accountable- this means being honest with someone who is a member of the "church" even when they don't want to hear it, but need to hear it. The church is called to love God and love others (including and expecially people who do not believe) we are called to serve others and do it with a humble heart looking for no praise or reward. Church is a group of people who love Jesus and unite to make a difference in the world.
2.) Place
The difference between THE church and A church. A church is commonly known as the building that Christians meet at to worship God and hear a sermon from a preacher and socialize. Though not neccessary for salvation, It is important for Christians to find a good Church in their area that suits them well.
3.) Thing.
Church is, again, not a building. Church is for fellowship (building relationships with other Christians who will help you grow and walk along side of you in your walk with Christ), worship (bringing glory to God, this could be through singing, or serving others, the way you speak, act, or live your life, using whatever gifts God gave you in His name) and digging into the word (reading and studying the bible, disecting it, figuring out what everything means and how it applies to your life). Church can happen any time and anywhere.
"We are the church, we need to start acting like it."
"What church do you go to?"
"I go to Bethany Baptist"
"Oh cool I go to Pacific Lutheran Church"
"Church is canceled because of the blizzard, hey lets have church right here!"
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Doing anything related to church. This includes but is not limited to: going to church, attending church, attending highschool/college group, going to Passion or other christian concerts, and serving the poor with members of the church. Someone who is in the act of churching on most occasions will not leave and is therefore useless to non-churching friends.
Alex: "Hey guys we have an extra ticket to see Iron Maiden, who should we invite?"
Travis: "Lets see if Bryan can go."
Alex: "There's no point he's too busy churching right now."
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Act of saying goodbye or agreeing to something.
1st person - I'll meet you fools after the game at the G-man!
2nd person - Aight CHURCH! (making offical by forming a "C" with your right hand.
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