smeared

Amongst the millions of slang terms for the drunken state of the average welsh person at around 11 on a saturday, you can stand proud as the most drunk you have ever been in any valley if one of your byts refers to you as smeared.

There is no higher (or indeed lower depending on perspective) state of drunken stupor

john: you know.. i've seen boys get wasted, blllaadered, maashed, trounced, monged and even coor-don-blluured. but i've never seen anyone get as drunk as my man G did last night. He was completely smeared!

julian: tsk tsk! thats just not criket is it simon?

john: Hmph.. its not even squash byt!

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smear

vb. to smear. taking two fingers and sloppin' some gristle out from under your nuts - then proceeding to wipe the sweaty nappiness on someone's face, neck, etc.

we were four hours on the road, and i had developed a dire case of stink nuts, so, merely for bullshit purposes, i smeared my buddy's cheek.

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smeared

a couple more drinks past fucked-in-half.
if you're smeared, you're gonna have to get peeled off the wall by your closest friends the next morning.

Rox showed up to the party 10 drinks deep. I served him a shit-ton more and kid got smeared.

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smear

a nice insult or nickname you can give to anyone. It can be used to spice up a boring name, and is quite catchy once it because a part of your vocabulary.

Quit being such a SMEAR!
HEY! Stop it! you SMEAR!

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smear

smear can be used in any context u desire noun adverb adjective and even insult its prety much anything you want it to be at that given timee

would you quit being such a smear
did you check the smear on that one
yo did you get the smear
andres and alex are the biggest smears on this earth

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smear

To call someone a 'smear' or 'pap' or 'pap smear' or most commonly - 'pap smearian', is one of the worst possible insults available. Describing them as the by-product of a woman's annual 'pap smear'.
Based on a woman's 'pap smear'.

"Yo, 'pap', you are filthy!"
"Check out that 'pap smearian'."
"Hey, 'smear', quit 'smearing it' and give us a hand!"

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smear

noun: someone that looks like a gine

You're a fucking smear, you know that. Or pass me that bong you smear!

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