Long term single

A guy who's gonna be single for a long time.

That guy is long term single.

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Long term memory sauce

The act of having amnesia and mixing up the word tomato with long term memory.

We had spaghetti with long term memory sauce...

LTP (Long Term Pussy)

*Noun~Description associated with the relationship or commitment a male has placed himself in with a female. Can also describe a relationship of members of the same sex. Often associated with the disappearance or seldomly appearance of a "bro". Can be abbreviated or said in full depending upon the severity of the situation.

Mike hasn't hung out with his boy Josh in a long time. Mike must have gotten himself some LTP (Long Term Pussy).

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post long term syndrome

After a long term relationship ends, it is common that a person involved in the breakup will then go on to have a rebound that turns into another relationship. This rebound (compared to a normal rebound) moves very quickly and tends to be emotionally and physically intimate from the get go, as if picking up where the ended relationship left off instead of starting anew.

The person with post long term syndrome often is unaware of their condition. The new relationship often ends terribly due to the improper handling of emotions from the past relationship.

Symptoms of post long term syndrome can include: committing to the new partner too quickly, copious amounts of time with the new person, ignoring the pain from the last breakup and covering it up with feelings for the new partner, etc.

Oh man that break up was rough, they were together for 5 years. It's only been a month since things ended, but Cameron already found a new partner! Did you hear they already said 'I love you' and are moving in together this Spring? His post long term syndrome is awful.

I see long term with you

I want to be your man.

I want you and I see long term with you.

Long Term, Long Distance, Low Commitment, Casual Girlfriend

a word used by ken (me) in the movie Barbie (2023). to break it down:

long term: lasting for years/lifelong
long distance: a relationship where two partners don't live nearby and don't see each other in person often
low commitment: used by lazy fucks who want a relationship but don't want to have to worry about all the bits that actually matter and just want a girlfriend
casual: relationship between two people who want a sexual connection but don't want the formal/romantic part
girlfriend: a partner, explicitly of the female sex

ken: hey barbie, wanna be my Long Term, Long Distance, Low Commitment, Casual Girlfriend?
barbie: no
(few scenes later)
barbie: hey ken, im ready to be your Long Term, Long Distance, Low Commitment, Casual Girlfriend
ken: sublime

Long-Term Male Sexual Abstinence (LTMSA)

A condition, typically considered a severe form of long-term virginity, affecting 0.8% of U.S. males approximately 25 years of age or older. Symptoms usually include a combination of the following: the inability to interact with females, shame, depression, loneliness, shyness, and large abundances of pornography (usually very graphic and strange). Clinical research and testing are currently inconclusive as to why males suffer from LTMSA, however it is theorized that an extreme psychological episode from a males’ childhood may be the cause. Previously LTMSA was a relatively unknown condition in mainstream psychohistory until the film “The 40 Year Old Virgin” premiered that brought this condition to the forefront of mainstream research.

LTMSA is credited being first diagnosed in 1955 by Dr. Steven J. Bishop of Georgetown University.

Long-Term Male Sexual Abstinence (LTMSA) usually results in one of two outcomes:
1. Lonely night alone and a bad hand cramp in the morning or
2. Your friends sending out a "Code Orange" alert when there is a possibility for the male in question to lose their virginity.

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