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When you are away from home and are overcome with the urge to blow mud. The feeling is so fierce, that you must A. Go home to pour dung or B. Head to an establishment with a nice, clean bathroom setting. Tie preferred, no jacket required.
"Man, I was at work and needed to broadcast feces, but there was a co-worker in the stall next to me. Rather than paint the bowel there, I headed home to have Formal Diarrhea ."
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A dress code the looks formal yet the clothing is comfortable enough to pass out drunk in
Tonights party is going to be a drunk formal dress code.
Dressing in an extremely casual manner, especially when the situation calls for you to dress nicely.
"I see that you've opted to wear a t-shirt to this job interview. Did our human resources director tell you to dress Alabama formal?"
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A practical code of dress for people attending formal-type events north of the 60th parallel. Comfort and versatility are key components to this code, and there are absolutely no gender-based rules, because in the Yukon "the men are men, and women are too". Sturdy footwear such as Blundstones, Xtratuf boots, hiking boots, or really any type of boot are a staple to any outfit. Clothing should be appropriate to take you from day to evening, which in the Yukon could be anything from hunting grizzly bears to drinking a Sourtoe Cocktail at the bar. The 'formal' part of the code is open to interpretation and could include anything from a fancy tie or scarf to a fitted suit or dress. Outfits should be appropriate for a wide range of weather and temperatures, as these can vary greatly in Yukon. It is acceptable and encouraged to bring a small bag with extra layers, jackets or even a complete change of clothes should the need arise. It also must be accepted that whatever outfit you choose may be subject to bonfire smoke. The more facial hair the better, as beards are warm and can be dressed up or down.
Robyn: I hear the dress code for Dan and Kristina's wedding is "Yukon formal", what are you guys wearing?
Christie: I'm wearing a skirt, Paul is wearing Blundstones with his suit, and we're both bringing a sweater and rain jacket!
Robyn: Great! I think I'll wear my hiking boots, a nice pair of pants and my fancy scarf!
The style of dress appropriate for females going out dancing/clubbing. Short, tight, and shiny/sparkly.
Bachelorette party invitation: Recommended attire is Slutty Formal. We're going out dancing!
Formal English loves to ostracize short Germanic words and replace them with long synonyms of Latin and Greek origin, with the occasional Germanic influence, i.e. French.
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Wearing slacks and a button down shirt. No need for a jacket or tie.
I'm glad this party is a semi-formal party, I can't afford a jacket or a tie!
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