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when you splooge all over a girls face, knock her out, bleach her hair, cut it, and place her on a bike. Upon awakening it will appear that she looks like Harvey Forster
Person 1: Bro I got forstered the other day and I was left on a bike in the middle of nowhere. now I look like pitbull
Person 2: what the fuck, pitbulls bald and has a goatee you have bleached short hair
Person 1: Nah trust I look like pitbull
Person 2: No the fuck you don't pitbull is bald
Person 1: Oh shit nvm i was thinking of brad pitt
Person 2: what the fuck how did you confuse brad pit and pitbull
Pitbull: dale
hayden is such a girlie she is so shy but has a dark side rawr if you betray her she will use her powers on you to make you pay and also her laugh is funnier then her jokes but slayyy
that girl is so slay
yea that is hayden forster
What a Top Lad Ewic becomes when he loses his Alcatel every three weeks. He is so desperate not to lose touch with his latest hot young guy in nice blue jeans that he phones virtual strangers ten times a day to beg for his number.
Top Lad Ewic's wegular twansformations into Fwantic Forster are incwedibly hilawious.
the actual name of an actual suburb of london england
more commonly known to australians as dick beer
this train terminates at cock forsters
A Schtbitzelface fat chick who disguises herself a Dragon-like furry. To make stuff worse, She is where Mercedes Benz is Made from. Yes, This fat Chick claims she’s from Germany. Also, if you guys speak german or Slovakian please stay away from this fat whale but as far away as you can!
Also, if you are a Fatass White Chick from Germany with a strange fetish for Chinese Eggplants, You might be an instant Frauke Forster!
At a Furry Convention in Bratislava, Slovakia:
Patvoy: Eh, what’s up... I see a Chubby Furry from Germany and her name is?
Fursuit guy: Holy shit, it’s that legendary fatass name Frauke Forster.
Some Slovakian guy: wtf did you say about my Girlfriend?
Fursuit guy: Have fun plowing that Fat Pig and she’s German. Isn’t that where Hamburgers were made?
Some Slovakian guy: I am offended at you, You son of a bitch! Prepare for an ass kicking!
*tries to beat the furry, but fell from a banana peel*
Patvoy: Nice one, dude you fucked him
Up again and again like a badass mother fucker!
Fursuit guy: Oh man and I spent 20 Euros on that specific Banana!
*slips from the Banana*
Slovakian guy: You son of a bitch you Broke my leg! Hey at least I can snort Some coke and watch some Yu-Gi-oh in the Hospital in Slovakia!