four loko

Four loko is a 23.5 oz "alcopop" that is 12% abv, that is
1. Guaranteed to get you drunk
2. Guaranteed to prevent your drunk ass from falling asleep

I was up all night drinkin' that four loko.

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Four Loko

Black out in a can.

Joe: Dude, what the hell happened to you last night?
George: I drank a Four Loko and..
Joe: 'Nuff said.

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four loko

the most amazing malt liquor with a high alcoholic percentage. just one gets you fucked up no matter your size. want to get extra fucked up? drink two. but you might throw up. you'll already do stupid shit and be drunk as fawk on just one. punch flavour is alright, I like watermelon better. some people can't stand watermelon. there's other flavours too.

"hey, angela, you wanna let's hit up the spur stop again this friday night and get some four lokos?!"

"hell yeah! I love four loko so fucking much! I'm gonna get two!!"

"angela just one will fuck you up. please do not throw up in my car again."

"oh i know. i'm drinking one tonight and hiding the other in my room so i can drink when i'm bored...."

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Four Loko

Malt liquor that contains 11% alcohol and caffine, along with a mix of other shit. One 24oz. will most likely get you fuckin' shit-canned. One is all you need. It can get you just as fucked up, if not more, as a few shots of tequila.
Can come in various flavors like Fruit Punch and Orange. May taste like acetone. I know mine did.

I thought I was dying after one can of Four Loko.

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Four Loko

The only alcoholic beverage you cant go around saying "In an Irish accent I'll believe ya when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet" before you start drinking...because after you #2, you will be forced to believe them

Them: Dude, you are totally going to black out if you drink all 3 of those Four Loko drinks..."
Me: In an Irish accent I'll believe ya when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet.
Me(4 hours later in the bathroom): ...shit....its purple...
Me(10 minutes later on the bathroom floor): ZzzzzZZzz

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four loko

a beverage which blesses its consumers with instant drunkenness

Man, I drank a four loko last night and woke up next to some naked girl... I still don't know her name!

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FOUR Loko

The craziest shit out! Loko is a crazy alcoholic energy drink that has 11% alcohol and tastes like Hawaiian Punch

All my boyz r gettin crazy off the FOUR Loko.

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