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a fake broken limb
A limb that feels broken or fractured but isnt
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What nerds use as a second language whilist talking online to various ethnic groups and social denominations. The use of this language helps the speaker communicate in such away that all who are talked to (whether they be petephiles or 12 year old asians) can understand the language.
EX. Fractured English
<squiggy>So liek what r u guyz up to.
<petephile>nm u?
<12 year old asian> i like warcraft.
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it is a rupture of one or both of the tunica albuginea, the fibrous coverings that envelop the penis's corpora cavernosa. It is caused by rapid blunt force to an erect penis, usually during vaginal intercourse, or aggressive masturbation.
i got a dick fracture from having too much sex.
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Anal fracturing is when you have someone pour about 1 cup of liquid nitrogen into and onto your anus, then having a man with large genitals come and shatter the frozen parts of your ass.
Aw dude, look at that chick over there. I would love to give her a good anal fracturing.
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John: hey what's going on?
Larry: not much besides my FRACTURED NIPPLE.
John: tushae.
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When a gal shaves up her mommy parts, leaving hair to the north and smooth lips to the south.
I didn't know Gena shaved down there, she was bald to top of her crack, it was like a hairline fracture!
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Probably the most hideous sexual injury a man can suffer behind waking up next to a dog rough woman.
Somehow the sections of the penis which contain blood during an erection are burst via a violent snapping of the penis, rendering it utterly and completely worthless to the owner and anyone else.
The ability to get an erection thereafter is limited to agonising semis where blood ends up swelling the penis but it fails to get hard or any decent shape.
The clinic was full of people with a fractured penis, it is all the rage at the moment.
When will people learn that dry bumming is never going to end well.