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Freetard

Freakin Retard

dude, yo clothes make u look like a freetard

by mattytatateyo November 4, 2003

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Freetard

A person who believes they will sell their product by way of a misleading, obtrusive banner ad claiming you will recieve something for nothing. (Also) One who would click such a banner.

I wish those Freetards would fuck off, I want pussy, not pop-ups.

by Mean Machine April 4, 2003

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Freetard's Law

As an Internet discussion loosely related to home computers grows longer, the probablility of someone mentioning Linux approaches 1.

An example of Freetard's Law in a heavily-summarized forum discussion
Person A: "Hey, does anyone know why GZDoom freezes after around 20 minutes of gameplay on my setup?"
...
Person B: "Yeah, have you tried this build of GZDoom optimized for your line of GPUs?"
Person A: "Not yet, but I will, thanks."
Person C: "This isn't even a problem if you have a half-decent window manager on Linux."

by plastithottie 1.0 March 30, 2022


freetarded

The condition when cold weather causes a frozen face and diminished mental capacity which impairs your ability to speak. When you try, everything sounds stupid.

When Josh caught up to his friends at the ski lift, he made some freetarded comment about how bitchin the slopes were today.

by mrgerbek December 29, 2010


Freetard

โ€œan Evan,โ€ someone who believes crazy things; extremely free-thinking.

Ya dingus, you sounded like a freetard today when u said your hair was made of melatonin!

by Martin(the1st) October 18, 2017


Freetard

A pejorative term for individuals who incessantly scream "free bird" at rock concerts.

The cover band was repeatedly interrupted by freetards during the set.

by Anna Borshin August 19, 2021


Freetard

When someone who victimise themselves and just pointlessly argue just to be right.

Stop acting like a freetard (Free ๐Ÿ”Œ from kik)

by Freetard April 13, 2023