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A girls best guy friend is a place you never want to be, it is the zone where the girls bitches to you about her problems and you make the mistake of relating to them.
It is a mix between the friend zone and nice guy persona.
It is a horrible place to be, you eventually develop feelings for that person and then they shoot some comment of f to you such as,
" We have such a great friendship and, I don't want things to get out of hand " .
or,
" Last time it got out of control when I got to close with this other guy ".
Avoid this zone..the nice guy/friend zone/best friend zone mixed.
Close friends is probably going to far, if she ever calls you best friend you are butt fucked for life and have no chance with her at all -ever-.
This is coming from a guy who just delt with this situation today and it is a sucky ass place to be.
Do your self some good;
Pick up some weights.
Don't return her calls emails etc for a day.
Don't let her use you as an emotional door mat for her problems.
Never confirm best friend with her if she ever considers you that.
Just keep this in mind, it isn't because your ugly or an asshole or whatever it is. It is because you have gotten to close to her and if you do end up having something as more than friends and it went of course it would cause her to much emotional pain.
That is for nice girls, who sadly go for bad guys.
assume the opposite for sluts..
Guy: I like you allot
Girl: I like you as a best guy friend!
Guy 14 months later: I feel for you differently
Girl: We are to close and if it gets out of hand...well...
I am sorry!
Guy: Goddamnit
This is a very realistic situation. I am speaking from personal experience..
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a girl who has no girl friends and only hangs out with guys. Generally a slut.
"...of course I'm gettin laid she's a fuckin' guy-friend-chick."
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Hug all the homies
On February 11 you must give all are guy friends a hug for on hug guy friend
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When a parent thinks that its "By their rules" Illegal for a girl to have a guy friend and be engaged, because they think the guy is trying to take away the girl from her Lover, when in truth, they are only friends.
*Girls on phone*
Stacie: So what Happened?
Amy: Well my Fiance George doesn't mind me hanging out with Dan, but thats not the case with his mom.
Stacie: Oh, hes an Illegal Guy friend huh?
Amy: Yeah, We've established that we are just friends and I'm with George, but his mom thinks he's trying to make me dislike George. I think its stupid.
Stacie: Me too
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October 16th. This is for the friend zoned men. This is the day where any of your close female friends have to sleep with you ;)
“Hey come over”
“No we’re just friends”
“But it’s national sleep with the friend zoned guy day”
A guy friend who is more than a friend but not to the point of a best guy friend
I have a semi best guy friend
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Me: Imma kill him...
Next second
Kicks him in the Balls
Him: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY DID U ASK ALEXA HOW TO KILL MY GUY FRIEND YOU'RE CRAZY!
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