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to cum on your self by mistake is known as friendly fire.
that feels good..... GOD DAMN IT! FUCKING FRIENDLY FIRE.
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To be able to hurt or attempt to hurt someone/thing without taking blame.
Geri: *Hit's Hanna*
Hanna: WTH?!
Geri: Friendly Fire! *Big smiles*
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Accidentally ejaculating on another straight man
Jeremy's father walked in, and was caught in friendly fire.
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During a sexual act, more then two people. Such as a threesome or an orgy. When one man or more is accidently hit with another man’s semen while they are attempting to ejaculate on someone else or pulling out. Protocol reaction for the person who was shot is to quickly wipe it off and not bring attention to it.
During an orgy my buddy accidently got hit with some friendly fire.
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leading cause of casualties in Bush Jr.'s invasion of Iraq
Stupid US Soldier: THIS IS FOR THE CIVIL WAR U BRIT!!!
British Soldier: wait a second...
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When you have a serious case of diarrhea and you think you have finished. You go to wipe and another pocket of brown shoots you in the hand.
Hey Henry, why are spending so much time at the sink? Bill, I had a bad case of friendly fire.
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