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A Cleveland Steamer which is performed on a victim imprisoned in a cellar, typically one of your own family
"If that little bitch has tried to escape again I'm going to Fritzl steamer them into next week
A cellar, basement or any undisclosed hidden 'chamber' created for the specific purpose of fritzling, or in which someone is to be fritzled.
Dave: "So where is Karen this evening?"
John: "Oh she was being a right bitch, so I locked her in my Fritzl Chamber"
A High five like gesture used to highlight a situation of sheer and utter win on a epic scale.
Person one - "your mum screwed her cousin and didnt get the jail cause its legal?"
Person two - "fritzle give"
*Then follows the fritzle five"
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Comes from the famous Josef Fritzl story. Josef locked his daughter away in a cellar and repeatedly had sex with her. He fathered many children with his daughter hence why pulling a Fritzl means that you are 'coming into your own'.
Player 1: I didnt start the match too great but i've scored a few goals now.
Player 2: I know, you're pulling a fritzl
Player 1: What do you mean?
Player 2: You're coming into your own.
Player 1: You make me sick.
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1/ Would you fuck your mum to save your dad (for males)
2/ Would you fuck your dad to save your mum (for females)
i.e Do you know Fritzl's Dilemma?
'no'
How much do you love your mum?
'lots'
would you fuck your dad to save her?
??????????????????
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Josef Fritzl is a man who supports you and understands you, and you always feel assured around him. He's caring, intelligent and has an impressive knowledge of beers. He dresses well and drives a BMW. He loves to talk about music and knows how to support you in a number of ways, so don't hesitate to ask him if you need help with your dreams or some good tips on gardening, because he has a taste like no other guy. He listens and sees the center of the problem and then provides you with troubleshooting, paying attention to the minutest detail. He's a friend you can count on even when you don't expect it, and he makes you laugh so hard. He makes you feel relaxed, because he's a man of his word and even has a soft side. Josef Fritzl's voice range is contra-alto. He has a nice dad bod due to the healthy regime he maintains, and it does good to be around him, and sometimes you might feel bored before he then takes you bowling on sundays. At the same time he gives you novel ideas, and once you feel stuck, not that you should worry; he'll give you a walk through. Other characteristics of Josef Fritzl are articulate, considerate, respectful, memorable, highly sensitive, and once you're around him you should note that he's a artistic person.
Josef Fritzl? I heard he's an amazing guy. Hell, I really wanna get to know him!
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to be kept in a cellar and raped repetitively by a relative
Eaton: "I had to go to a wedding instead of having a mandate"
Henr:" You got fritzled
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