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Frumple Kump

The action of shiting and cumming at the same time.

Oh man it was so nice, last weekend my girlfriend came over and gave me a plumpkin and I totaly FRUMPLE KUMPED.

by Hugh JaBalls May 16, 2008

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Frumple Dick

1) A state which occurs when ones dick is crumpled and infested with fungus. No cure is known.{

2) An insult for people who are worse than a dick.

"Dude, I got swimming in a pond and got a bad case of frumple dick."

Dan: "Jimmy killed my cat."
Erika: "Yeah he's a total frumple dick"

by Friendly Tom May 6, 2010

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Frumple

When your brain lags on processing what someone just said and you remember seconds later

β€œ Wait what did you just say? β€œ β€œnever mind my brain just frumpled”

by bucknascious January 18, 2021


Frumple

The new and cooler way of saying the number five, a frumple is just an objectively better way of saying five, just like a better word for 10^12431 is a "Marioplex." The term originates from a comment posted on a reddit post "Can anyone just name a number, just like that?" on r/NoStupidQuestions in 2017.

Sorry dude, you just missed Kevin, he left frumple minutes ago.

I can only count up to frumpleteen

by Joic March 30, 2023


Frumple

A long term couple that wear comfortable clothes and watch tv as a primary activity: a portmanteau of the words frumpy and couple. First used in the television show "The Mindy Project" S1:E13 "Harry and Sally". "We' not that cool. All we do is wear sweats and watch tv." "Yeah, you're a frumple. That's the dream."

We are a frumple. We even watch "Pawn Stars".

by camc111 September 26, 2023


Frumpling

A fat, sloppy little child who wears shirts too small to conceal his/her gut, and who's sandals are always almost falling off as he/she walks. He/she is also constantly begging for a chocolate bar, when it is clear by looking at the corners of their mouths, they've already had one. Basically, a fat, gluttonous little shit.

Hey man you wanna go to the town fair tonight?

No man, too many frumplings waddling around stuffing their faces in their WWE shirts. I can't stand them.

by Crusty Howard June 26, 2017