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Fuck-monkey

1. A person with questionable mental capacity.
2. Person prone to "fucking up" on a regular basis.
3. Person who lacks basic motor skills, smells like urine and fesses and always breaths with their mouths open.
4.A republican

The George W Bush is a real fuck-monkey.

by Charles du Plooy August 24, 2005

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Fucking Monkey

>n. (pl. Fucking Monkeys)
1 The third extant species of ape in the genus Pan, Fucking Monkeys (Pan pugnus) are a close relative of Common Chimpanzees (Pan troglodytes) and Bonobos (Pan paniscus). Like all great apes, Fucking Monkeys are members of the hominidae family and shares a remarkably similar genome to that of Humans (Homo sapien). But unlike most members of the hominidae family, Fucking Monkeys greatly lack the intelligence shared by its cousin species. Primal cognition, sophisticated social behaviour, status consciousness, and situational awareness all seem to be absent in this particular species. It is remarkable to observe that, considering its significantly reduced mental capacity in relation to other primate species, Fucking Monkeys have steered clear from the path to extinction since its first appearance 7 million years ago. It should also be noted that Fucking Monkeys are considered "least concern (LC)" status in the IUCN Red List of Threatened Species. Studies have been established by scientists and veterinarians from prestigious universities around the world to further research Pan pugus behaviour and its missing link to its outstanding survival rate.

-Origin
mid 16th cent.: may be of Germanic origin, and Latin "pugus" or "fist".

Me - "That Fucking Monkey! Lets hunt it down with a 1000-fps using pointed-pellets."

You - "No, we can't do that. If we do it, Animal Rights Activists will press charges on us!"

Me - "No one likes Fucking Monkeys. Don't you know they are pests? They siphon time and money away!"

You - "Won't the 'prey' become enraged?"

Me - "Soon it will find out that it is detrimental to his social life."

You - "I will pay half the price."

Me - "Faggot fuck, you owe me a 20."

by asdfjklasdfjklasdfjklasdfjklas February 9, 2010

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Fuck Monkey

Someone who acts at an extrodinare act of monkeyness while instating sexual intercourse.

"Jana was such a Fuck Monkey last night in bed!"

by OsamaBALLS April 6, 2008

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Fuck Monkey

when you insert preperation H in a womans ass during sex then pull it out and stick it on the tip of your ass making the image of a monkey tail, afterwards the women will usually eat the preperation H pad.

im a hoe with a chick whos willing to give a fuck monkey

by jeremy nemeth bitch May 26, 2007

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Get To The Fucking Monkey

Getting to the main point of a movie, conversation or story plot.

As made by the Australian Comedy group, Tripod

King Kong Was good but that movie needed to get to the fucking monkey.

"Dude you were gonna tell me about your night last night with that hot chick. Stop meandering around and get to the fucking monkey."

by Shabang me October 20, 2008

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ya fucking monkey

a retarded phrase that people say when they wake someone up or to make people laugh

YA FUCKING MONKEY WAKE UP

by handless April 27, 2009

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Virtual Fuck Monkey

An application yet to be made on a Iphone/Android phone which lets you have sex with a virtual monkey.

Guy: Have you downloaded virtual fuck monkey yet?
Guy 2: Yeah, I love how you can virtually fuck a monkey.

by Strangefan July 4, 2011

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