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A metaphor for not having sex with a skinny girl.
Generally used in a sentence to declare ones love for big booty bitches and nothing else.
1. "Look at that girl, she is thicc"
"Well I'm not here to fuck spiders"
2 " We're not fucking spiders in 2019, big booty bitches only.
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When a person tells another person to do a thing that clearly cannot be done. Often used when a person has fucked up, but is too proud to admit it, and instead places the blame on someone else.
Employee: "But, you told me to do it..."
Boss: "Yes, well if I told you to fuck a spider on the moon, would you do it?"
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So A Spider Has 8 Legs, So If You Are Getting Spider Fucked,
Check A Few Things,
1.) Are There 2 Dicks In Your Vagina?
2.) Are There 2 Dicks In Your Ass?
3.) Are there 2 Dicks In Your Mouth? ..... Add
4.) Are there 2 Dicks In Your Hands?
If You Answered Yes To All Of These Questions, Then You Have Been Spider Fucked!!
Ryan: "I Skulled Fucked Your Mom Last Night!"
Matt: " Yeah Well I Spider Fucked Your Mom Last Night!"
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A viscious standing fuck from a light weight woman who can alternately grasp with her legs or push off from your pelvis while clutching your neck.
After I got her home she just jumped up and spider fucked me right there in the bathroom.
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A Group of 8 naked blacks guys surrounding a member of the female sex. Since their dicks are long enough to pose as spider legs they each take turns engaging in sexual activity with said female (who acts as the spiders body). She may use her mouth, anus, vagina, ears, elbows, feet, etc to preform this act to experience total body erotica.
She has such bad jungle fever she has tryed the spider fuck with the schools basketball team!
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A spider so big it makes you think to yourself fuck that.
There is a big fuck off spider up there fuck this I'm out
this is an alterative or modification of the missionary position say if your girlfriend or wife think that you are boring in the bed.. and that the missionary position is to common or in other words ain't shit. what you do is rest her on her back take both of her legs and put your arms under her thighs, lift her legs up to the point where your both of your hands meet, lock your hands together an do the (JACKHAMMER DRIVE)this alows for better penetration and faster strokes..
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