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Usually used when pissed off or in disbelief.
person 1: "yeah that's actually due today"
person 2: "oh fuck me harrrrrrrd!"
*arriving at a store that just closed*
person: "UGGGH FUCK ME HARD!"
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A slang sentence a girl/ woman uses to make her soul mate (boyfriend or girlfriend) have sex with them harder as is fast un controlable fucking
Oh my god fuck me hard daddy
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When one dances so hard to a jam at a party that their head starts to hurt and they begin to drown in their sweat.
dude 1: Hey brah, why you lookin so sick man?
dude 2: dawg the bass line fucked me hard...my head is spinning and i think im about too....*throws up*
dude 1: das nasty man
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A statement that is said in the event of utter disbelief, or in shock, awe, etc.
Dave: "Alex, did you know that we're all going to die in three seconds?"
Alex: "Fuck me hard up the arse with a stick!"
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A boy whom thinks they can get any girl they please when really every girl hates him. A try hard fuck also once they get with a girl stays with them because they know they won't be able to get another girl but act as though they are inferior to them to make themselves look cooler then they already are.
Micheal is a try hard fuck boy
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Something I really want to happen I could get a t-shirt or a tattoo where it says I Want Joan Jett To Fuck Me Hard go to one of her concerts and maybe get a chance to show her and see her reaction
I need to see Joan Jett in so I can show her that t-shirt saying I want Joan Jett To Fuck Me Hard
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A great way to start a conversation with your dad
"Hey dad, why the fuck my Peepee Hard?"
"You're my daughter"
"I have questions my body's changing"
"This is normal"
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