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fuckwit

person so stupid they cannot function above the minimum requirements of a human, which are eating, sleeping, and fucking.

ummm george, how do you turn this blender off?
its the blue button with the big word off, fuckwit

by chris April 11, 2005

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fuckwit

Terry Fuckwit - Classic comic strip from Viz magazine

Fuck me! It's Terry Fuckwit. What a fucking fuckwit!

by ChaoticBeauty September 8, 2003

30๐Ÿ‘ 34๐Ÿ‘Ž


fuckwit

A dodgy looking fellow (or fellet) usually holding a pregnant gerbil and suffering form a interned eye. also talking very loudly on the phone on trains and quiet public places. Fuckwits are most famous for sending you and E-mail then immediately phoning you to tell you they have sent that email, then discussing with you the content of it. Hence there being no point of sending it

"hello steve im a fuckwit"
or
"pardon me sir but your a fuckwit"

by Bulldog_SHS October 7, 2006

66๐Ÿ‘ 89๐Ÿ‘Ž


fuckwit

The language that kevs/chavs speak.
Hard to understand and incoherent.

Guy: Sorry, i don't speak fuckwit

by Kill chavs. Now. December 24, 2004

32๐Ÿ‘ 39๐Ÿ‘Ž


fuckwit

1. A chav
2. A language based on "text speak" spoken by those with very limited intelligence (usually chavs)

1. Any burberry wearing individual with an attitude problem.
2. To speak fuckwit, e.g "cn u spk fukwit"

by Me April 1, 2005

25๐Ÿ‘ 34๐Ÿ‘Ž


fuckwit

1. A person irrevocably dumb.
2. A person who "fucks" with the intelligence and emotions of another person.

1. That fuckwit thinks that euthanasia is a charity organization called Youth in Asia.
2. "Daniel Cleaver, you know, that emotional fuckwit," said Bridget Jones.

by E. Knightley January 30, 2011

12๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


fuckwit

Fuckwit is a common idiot who does stupid outragious acts without thinking. Is semi retarded and likes the drama.

Your an actual fucktard/fuckwit

by aprilwazherex December 2, 2018