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To be denied from jumping over an object, often due to a perceived high chance of failure.
"Well, I was keen to give it a go but it ended up just being another fump"
"You all know Blake, get a few drinks in him and he'll be fumping everything in sight!"
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When you sit on the toilet and you think your going to take a normal dump, but then you EXPLODE and you fart and take a huge dump at the same time.
guy 1: "Man that was loud!"
guy 2:"Yea, I fumped like a motha' fucka'!"
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FUMP (fump) n. <fumpy, fumps>, adj. <fumpishly>
1. Fucked Up Magee Person. Challenged individual who casts a social a plague upon the community.
2. A person who engages in an activity without talent or skill.
3. A person who has failed significantly at something.
4. Something or someone that disappoints.
5. A sexually immoral predator or sex addict.
(fumpish, fumpy)
He was the most fumpish person I ever met.
Wow, only a fump could have failed that test.
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When a man gets a sex change and has his penis turned inside out, But later after the surgery he gets and erection and if shoots back out into a penis again.
Oh shit guys turn that porn off or I'm gonna Fump!
That guy was gonna fuck me but when i saw his hot body i fumped and he left
Sometimes i put puke in my mangina and watch porn till i fump and shoot puke all over the place!
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Definition-Fucking Hump IT
Background- The telephone Pole!
i need to fump her
go fump it. i know its a dog but who cares
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