Fungi cornholyis

The medical term to describe a bad case of athlete's asshole.

Brett: Man my asshole looks like I ran it up and down a fucking cactus. I got a bad case of fungi cornholyis.
Rick: Stop trying to sound smart and just say athlete's asshole!

penal fungi

a fungus that grows on ur dik.

nic durand. hahaha your a penal fungi

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fungi sway

ancient art of arranging and decorating a room to enhance energy flow. Derivation: misspelling of feng-shui.

from Love Reigns Over All, Chapter 6

“'I don’t believe this. ... I can see it now, motorcycle wallpaper, sheets and everything else that would make his ass feel at home. I will fungi sway his ass a bedroom, he will never forget.' A room fit for his punkass, Kai thought to herself."

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fleshy fungi

Mushrooms of all types but mostly used to describe edible, non-poisonous mushrooms.

Because of last year's fire, the field was ffilled with fleshy fungi and we pigged out.

fungi friendly

People who are open to using or being around people using magic mushrooms, i.e. boomers, shrooms, psilocybin mushrooms, psychedelic mushrooms, or fungi that contain psychedelic substances such as psilocybin, psilocin, or muscimol.

I am looking to hook up with people who are fungi friendly for some serious partying.

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hi fungi

Hi Fungi :D

we love the fungi :3
hi fungi :D

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Lay A Fungi

Noun: An extremely smelly fart.

"Ewwwwww! Capie, you 'layed a fungi', didn't you?"

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