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A Gage is a person who is a sex machine ;) Someone who pulls in the babes, and makes sure they leave wobbling. There is only one type of Gage. A popular, athletic, pussy magnet of a love machine. A Gage's dick is so big, it is more then likely known as a cockzilla.
Guy 1: Hey have you seen Liz today?
Guy 2: No, why?
Guy 3: She is walking like a penguin, gage must've gotten a hold of her.
Guy 4: Good luck to her.
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Gage is a guy with a big penis he cares about his girlfriend Morgan and he is just overall a fun person to be around.
Every girl: Dang have you seen gages penis?
Morgan:omg yeah it’s huge
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Gage is a very handsome male. He can think he’s a dick but really isn’t. He treats his girlfriend with respect and she is lucky to have him. He treats her like a queen, he’s always calling her beautiful and pretty. And his friends are always happy to see him. He’s very athletic and plays lots of sports. If you’re friends or dating a Gage do not let him go you will regret it.
I’m so happy Gage is my boyfriend
Gage just called me beautiful
What sport has Gage haven’t done?
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Gage. He is an amazing guy. He is sweet, kind, caring and love able. He is loyal to you. He will stand up for you. Once you find him you won’t want to let him go. He doesn’t think too great of his body, but he is perfect. He is too good for you. He loves you for who you are and would never change you. He. Is. The. Best.
Did you see gage in the hall?
Yeah.
He’s amazing.
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The kind of guy who goes on urban dictionary and recognizes past stories and names etc. He will find you
"Gage found our pile of shit"
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This is a sexy man.
He will take you down with a single stare
He can simply look at you and you will fall in love
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A male with the coolest underwear you will ever find. A Gage isn't the jock of the group and far from the most popular. A man named Gage doesn't have the most hugest shlong, but is still good at using it. He is also considered a loose cannon because you never know what he's gonna do next. One minute a Gage will be calm, cool, and collected, and the next he will be doing a dinosaur impersonation. That is just one of the reasons why he is considered so funny. A girl is considered lucky to have even graced his mind. The only forsee-able problems with a Gage are his hair(it's probably long) and his massive amounts of laziness. That and the popularity thing. In short, probably not you.
Guy #1: Dude, did you see Gage at that party yesterday?
Guy #2: No, I was too busy trying to jerk one out to that Rebecca Black video. Why, what did he do?
Guy #1: Only everything! First, he showed everyone his sweet underwear, then he banged every hot girl there! It was crazy. All those girls were walking around bowlegged and smiling today. Why isn't he he sitting at the lunch table with those popular people?
Guy #2: IDK but Man I wish I was him.
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