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The stuff you buy at the grocery store when your wife didn't write you a list.
I couldn't remember what to get so I just bought some garbage bag porn oil.
This is the act of using a garbage bag and duck tape as a condom during sexual intercourse.
Dylan lost his condoms so he quickly scrambled to make a green bay garbage bag.
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The new term for "Dumpster Fire" as of year 2021.
Some actually attempted thing, solution, or idea that is "absolutely brainless and terrible".
Man, this thing is a real garbage bag of gasoline!
The only insult more devastating than ur brother a mother.
Hey man, don't make me say it...
Do it.
UR GRANDPA A GARBAGE BAG
*implodes*
*4th dimension unravels*
When you are planning on very sloppy sex and decide to lay a garbage bag down beforehand. The sound of the bag during sex is the garbage bag jingle.
“You guys get after it last night?”
“Yeah it was wild, gave her that garbage bag jingle.”
1.the act of fucking a woman so many times in the ass with a condom it turns black, thats when you know you have a garbage bag!!!!
2. the act of having a woman shit in your condom and then inserting the genitalia into the GARBAGE BAG!!!!!
1. "yeah dude i garbage bagged mary last night!", "how black was it?"
2. "i got garbage bagged last night, it was fucking terrible, didnt even see it comin"
Wow you're looking very hot cheese garbage bag today, you must be named Willow!