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When you successfully suck your own dick. Garking is named due to the sound you make as you celebrate whilst simultaneously choking on your own member
Dude, last night I heard my brother garking in his room. Went straight in there to high five him
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The sound someone makes when you're sucking your own dick. Invented by Reina Scully on the "Surprise Butt Sex?!" SourceFed Podcast
"Are you garking? Can you gark? Cause it totally sounds like you were garking in the bathroom"
"I heard Mansion can gark! He removed his own ribs so he could suck his dick!"
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An onomatopoeia meant to represent the noise a female (or perhaps a male) makes during the act of fellatio and takes in more than they can handle (deepthroating, in other words). It can be used in several tenses.
Male: "Baby if you keep sucking me like that I'm gonna take you to Red Lobster for cheddar biscuits"
Girl: *GARK GARK GARK GARK*
"I hope there's chicks at the bar, I'm tryin' to get garked tonight."
"Sup girl, you tryin' to gark?"
"Fuck you, buddy"
"Gark me."
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Bad things you do in the bathroom, i.e. vomiting
I was garking in the bathroom this morning and he comes in and says, "Kathy's here. Come talk to her." And I'm sitting there garking.
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The act of vomiting mid-blowjob
I don't think you should hook up with Jane I heard she garks every time.
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The (golden) Gark, an excellent gardening tool from the Netherlands, multifuctional combining raking, shoveling and sifting te be used in your garden, backyard or stable.
Clean your backyard from leaves and all other dirt with the Gark.
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To throw up/ spew To be sick, vomit
I was out at a mates on the piss the night before & drank a shit load of bourbon, the next day I was so crook I had gark more then once...
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