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Gahrt noun
see; gut fart, stomach fart, backwards fart
When ones stomach exudes a clear, rather loud sound, resembling that of a fart, without passing gas.
Gross did you just fart?
-No but my stomach did, i garted!
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a below 5'4" pint size of a man, a small man who roams the beach cruising for chicks with his shirt off and 3 chest hairs out.
Wow if that isn't a gart i don't know what is.
Thats definitely a Gart!
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A unusally tall and socially awkward guy who enjoys the over-consumption of bacon which results in short-pants syndrome. There is no cure for a Gart.
"That guy is a total Gart!!"
"Hey Gart"
"That guy's pants are really short...what a Gart!"
"He really likes bacon... he is such a Gart."
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GART = Gay Art
Any creative thing or moment. Paintings, jewelry, haircuts and even dance moves can be considered gart.
It's too pretty to be done by someone straight.
To over-do or be elaborate.
"Come look Susie! This lavender and peach wall hanging is on sale! It is the perfect gart to go with the purple couch."
"Issac Mizrahi has come up with a new gart skirt for this summer. It has his face painted all over it a'la Andy Warhol."
Posing nude can be considered a form of gart.
Anything overdone. As in: "She was SO gart with her flamingo pink fake nails"
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Substitute this for any particular curse word...preferably the "F" word
"Gart!"
"Gart you!"
"Dude, he garted all over the place"
"Gart off!"
"Gart stick!"
"Gart on it"
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Sores developed in the anal region due to prolonged sessions of gaming on uncomfortable chairs in poor condition, Known to flair up in anticipation of new expansions or new game rollouts. Also can be mentioned in a congratulatory way to reference certain in game milestones only reached by long hours of play
"Fuck my anal garts are flaring, I think I need to log off"
"Garts on the level d00d!"
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To disappear and show up again
Jim “Do you know what happened to Adam?”
Sarah “I heard he’s pulling a gart”