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hey man i was on tik tok and found this lady who can fart really loud her name is the gassy panda because of how loud her farts are
The name that rivaled the infamous John garris,due to reason disputes the rival to the king has disappeared but we all hope he will return.
Dang John garris is getting beat by John gassy!
John gassy might overtake John garris
The phenomenon in which a male flatulates, while sitting down, and the gas released from the anus travels up through the front and elevates the testis.
Yo that gassy elevator felt like my balls were punched.
When you're trying to make a dookie discharge, But you're sitting there spitting and sputtering like a 63 Chevy on a cold start, When you inevitably launch your vessel from your dry dock , into the porcelain ocean to find that it does indeed float.
I thought I was going to be in there all day having gassy poops, but it was bon voyage and off to the high seas in a matter of 5 minutes.
when you rizz up a girl while aggressively farting everywhere
"I farted so loud I pulled Riley, you can call that gassy rizz"
It’s then your Fart is so load, everybody in the room starts to shit
Ah shit he did a Gassy Fucking Ass
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A certain 50-year old woman often seen stalking female students around victoria campus at UofT. She is recognizable by her excess amounts of neon lipstick which she regularly applies in public; her cross-dresser pleather stilettos, and extremely high-rise boot-cut jeans.
She is known to follow female victims into the washroom of the E. J. Pratt library, where she will enter the adjacent stall with her pleather toes pointing into the victim's. She then proceeds to fart loudly. Gassy Fruitcake Bitch has also been identified loudly accusing students of eating and speaking in the library, and threatening to tell on them.
Such organizations as RUDE (Ridding (vic of it's) Uncouth Disgusting Enhabitants) work to rid the Victoria college campus of the Gassy Fruitcake Bitch. The president has recently stated that they will have to redouble efforts due to the extreme presence of her lipstick, which has canceled a year's worth of work.
One Victoria student has expressed his fear, "I don't mind her that much, I'm just scared she'll fart on me." Perhaps she'll marry Brendt and they will fart on each other's heads.
"Gassy Fruitcake Bitch sightings have reached an all-time high this week."
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