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Synonymous with the word douche.
Looks and acts like Scott Disick.
Has amazing hair yet claims he doesn't do a thing to it.
Too skinny and wears incredibly short shorts.
Attracts pre-pubescent girls at Wal*Mart and procedes to hit on them.
Pretty much a waste of space.
Great, that just looks like a Geoff...
See douche
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verb, comes from the chinese slang 'to geoff' meaning to kill a vampire, eat its lungs in a traditional indian curry while dancing around singing. geoffrey in todays terms has become mondernised by society and now means 'to shit'
damn that was some good geoffing, thats not how i'd geoff,
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Any mother fucker who spells Jeff like this is an asshole.
Geoff can go fuck himself
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(v.) To take and consume someone else's unattended, partially consumed alcoholic beverage.
Yo, somebody totally geoffed my beer.
Yo, somebody totally geoffed my wine.
Hey, dude, can you watch my beer? I don't want it to get geoffed.
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a man who hasnt admitted his gay sexuality yet, but fucks guys in the ass and is really obnoxious looking
"That kid Geoff, his face makes me just want to punch it out"
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Geoff, also known as dogshit. May come across as competent until you get to know him. Ambition often outweighs his ability, the term Geoff has been used since the 16th century to descretely describe incompetent supervisors performing duties above their capabilities. Has a tiny dick, but believes it is bigger and more powerful than everyone elses. Loves to gargle cum.
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16th century - "hey claudius, i think maximus is a real Geoff"
Modern day - "holy shit dude, this useless bastard is a real Geoff, lets dick his coffee cup.
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A ginger; often attracted to orange or, to a lesser extent, red.
Shouldn't go out in the sun for too long.
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