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Gerrit Cole

Right handed pitcher selected first overall by the Pittsburgh Pirates in the 2011 MLB draft. Played college ball at UCLA 2009-2011. Selected in the first round by the New York Yankees in 2008 out of high school but turned them down to go to college. Fastball ranges from 96-100 mph.

Gerrit Cole will do great things in the world of professional baseball.

by colefan October 19, 2011

2👍 4👎


Dirty Gerrit

Colloquial term in South Africa, used to describe the act of fornication with a jar of peanut butter whilst being stung by a bee. Often times the person will first be stung by a bee and then feel the sudden urge to stick their penis into a jar of peanut butter.

Daniel: I heard you were stung by a bee, are you alright?
Stephanus: Yes I am, I did a Dirty Gerrit to help calm my nerves.
Daniel: Oh, that's always the best way to deal with bee stings.

by TowelEater June 17, 2023


Nout Gerrits

The most smart guy for his age, having big knowledge also makes him really popular

Someone: I works in the Netherlands
Nout Gerrits: work*

by Kaazigkoekje November 22, 2021


Gerrit

A big ass bucket of lard that nobody fucking likes that gets beat by his alcoholic dad for his floppy fucking titties.

I was at church today when a annoying Gerrit approached me.

by Zucc me June 29, 2019


Gerrit

Big boobs

Gerrit’s boobs

by lMAOiii March 23, 2021


Gerrit

Direct pronunciation of the phrase 'get it'emphatically.

Dont tell me you lost it, go gerrit!

by B.. June 17, 2021


gerrit

a name for a stinky american dude whose older brother is 10000% the hot one. gerrits will always suck SO badly at uno and connect four (irrefutable fact) 💀❌❌. he also talks to 12 year olds online every weekend

kanye west: look at that noob
jessica: ikr, he's such a GERRIT

by 100% not jessica September 4, 2021