get your hand off your dick

Stop wasting your time. Usually told to someone who takes too long to do something for you.

Barry, get your hand off your dick and pass the goddamn salt.

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Get off my dick

Another way of saying "leave me the fuck alone"

Man 1: *harassing man 2*

Man 2: get off my dick

get off my dick

Meaning dont kiss up to me . Can also be said like get off is dick

Meek: Oh my gosh homie your album views is so sick like it's secretly my life
Drake: Get off my Dick my n***a

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