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Often used in the military, to "get dicked for something" is slang for being picked for something that you really don't want to do (usually an order). Goes hand in hand with the phrase shit rolls down hill.
Captain America: Sergeant those toilets are filthy and not fit for use by any human being, sort it out!
Sergeant Shitforbrains: Yes Sir! Er, you there, go clean the shit out of the toilets!
Trooper Titwank: Yes Sergeant!
Corporal Cunty: Unlucky Titwank, you just got dicked!
Trooper Titwank: Yes I did get dicked for that, but I'll be finished in half an hour, and you'll still be a cunt.
When one gets access to a Dick for sexual activity such as Blowjobs, Handjobs, or sex
I didn’t have sex but I did get some dick last night
She was getting dick even tho they never had sex
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Sort of like "Get your shit together." Means you need to fix something or get better at doing something. Only complete thugs/ballers can use this without sounding gay.
Guy A: "damn dude, I can't figure out how to get our internet to work."
Guy B: "Well you need to get your dick straight."
Guy X: "Damn I just messed up three serves in a row"
Guy Y: "Get your dick straight, bro."
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to get penetrated, to be fucked (especially in the ass), to get all kind of bashes
To get dicked:
- Hey, lads. I just realised, we don't need to worry about the third mine anymore.
- Good old Ken's fucking found it for us. Cheers Ken! Always getting dicked, mate.
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A slang term for receiving dick from someone else.
Ex: You can get this dick tonight!
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Statement; used to show a guys intention of having sexual intercourse with a female in the near future.
"yo im just tryin to get my dick wet"
-alex hughes
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What Jaden is trying to do when she is waving down cars in the ghetto with her knee-high boots and busting out 48 EE tits.
Jaden was so sexually frustrated, she hit the talk button and said "I need to masturbate or get dicking NOW!"
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