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When a black girl spreads her legs and ass cheeks and is ready for sexual intercourse.
Man - Ayo you lookin' thicker than a mf snicker. You ready to ghetto spread?
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What is a "ghetto spread"? A ghetto spread is exactly like a debit spread, except you don't buy/sell both legs at the same time. First, you buy a long call, then wait for the premium on your short call to be higher than the premium of your long call, and sell it.
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When the toothless hooker down at the corner offers to spread her pancake ass flaps apart so you can jack off on her stained balloon knot.
Mark: "Man, after getting all boned up at the club back there I could really go for a ghetto spread!"
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When middle class white people can't afford to shop at M&S but need to serve snax and nibbles
Richard: hey Lauren, what are you bringing to the picnic later? I heard M&S were sold out of snax
Lauren: Yeah mate it sucks, had to go to Lidl and pick up a ghetto spread
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James: why’s this area look so run down now?
Deshaun from the Hood: Ghetto spread.
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When a girl from the ghetto spreads eagle
Bro my girl pulled a ghetto spread last night
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V. A warning. To scatter from the police(Po-pos.)
V. When a community comes together , normally low funds, as a concensus put money together to feed the block.
1. Thing 1:YO! GHETTO SPREAD!
Thing2: (internally while running) Po-pos meeting they quota.
2. NEIGHBOR1: It look like the aftermath of the Trump administration surely has left a "lasting impression" with the democrats these past four year. I lived below my normal income cause of taxes again. I need help with food.
Neighbor 2: I agree. How much you have to live off of for food for the next two weeks?
Neighbor 1: $30.
Neighbor2: Wow. I have $80. What we could do is put our money together and make food for each other until we get back to normal. We all had a hard years behind us.
Neighbor 1: (crying) Thank you!
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