A girthy turd occurs when you fist your ass, and stretch it open with 2 hands and take a big green shit. Also referred as a Shrek Dump (a big green watery shit).
The other day my asshole muscle squeezed out a girthy turd and it left me with a butt guppy.
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the male penis which is enlarged and girthy
Rinatore has girthy meat.
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the biggest dick you will ever see
holy shit did you see johns girthy cock
A phallic instrument of significant width in comparison to it's length
Ooh boy his dick was wider than it was deep inside of me! he had a girthy chode!
An oak tree that has the girthiest base anyone has ever seen
That tree over there is a girthy oak.
This paradox is described as when Male A cannot create sperm to have children and Male B donates a working testicle to Male A. Then when Male A has a child with the new working testicle is the child Male A’s or is it really Male B’s?
Woah that’s crazy, are you sure that’s his child or did Girthy’s Paradox throw us for a loop?
A large girthy, thick and juicy penis. Resembles a nice steak
Bob: Give us some of that girthy beef Eden.
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