Glacial spelunking is the act of inserting an ice cube in your partner's anus and then using your tongue to "cave dive" into said anus.
I heard John went glacial spelunking with Karen last night.
For all you geography lovers out there, this is the process by which glacial education makes you cream in the lake at the snout of a galcier to turn it murky - an alternate form of rock flour.
"Damn, that beef supreme glacier over there, accompanied with its drumlins and eratical squitzes, has just made me produce some high velocity glacial jizz in the post-glacial lake."
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The sexual act of placing as many ice cubes up into the vaginal canal of a woman and allowing the cubes to melt inside her before releasing the water onto the face of a recipient.
"Did you hear that Pat was given a Glacial Facial last night"
"Oh really? That's must have been refreshing."
"Indeed."
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1. The process through which land that was suppressed under ice during the previous ice age is gradually rising in elevation.
2. The phenomenon involving a guy suddenly having great success in bedding women, following months, or possibly years, of involuntary celibacy. It can occur due to changes in the guy's life or happen spontaneously.
1. Many of the lakes in northern Canada have become marshes due to the impact of post-glacial rebound.
2. Bill couldn't even get a girl's number for the past year, but now that he's experiencing a post-glacial rebound, he's scoring almost every time he's out.
The act of moving extremely slowly, beyond comprehension of how anyone could think itβs normal!
The glacial cunt in front of me is gonna get cancelled!
A Maori/Aboriginal female that is straight up with people, and supportive or other people. She loves being over protective of her family and friends. She worries about other people's happiness more than her own. In love with Chris Brown, and loves Rn B, Rap, Hip Hop. Always keen to party and get smashed. Always prepared to get into a fight or an argument. Has a real high sense of fashion, loves them branded clothes.
Slang term for someone's butthole in the winter.
My glacial cavern hurts from all the frostbite!