gluck gluck requiem

the gluck gluck requiem is when a lady gets a vacuum surgically implanted in the throat and turns it to full power, she then blows her man and tries to pronounce the alphabet, giving different feels to the original gluck gluck with more power and more efficency

'Yo bro you didn't come to work today you good?'
'Nah my girl gave me the gluck gluck requiem, took it out of me'
'Fair enough Bro, you got a real one there'

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Gluck

- verb (used with object)
1. To mischieviously acquire and possess a good that does not belong to you.

- verb (used without an object)
2. To fabricate a slew of outrageous alibis that directly conflict with one another in order to clear one's name of thieverous accusations.
3. To resort to using your mother to clear your name of thieverous accusations.

- noun
4. A thief who carelessly flaunts his stolen goods in front of their rightful owners.
5. A person who sketches out the sluttiest of girls.

1. "Who glucked my ipod?"
2 & 3. "I tried to gluck my way out of a speeding ticket but the officer just wasn't having it."
4. "Dude what a Gluck, I'm pretty sure that's my iPod he's listening to."
5. "Dude if you don't stop being such a Gluck these girls are never gonna come back here."

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Gluck

1. the written form of the sound urban folks make when clicking their tongue with attitude

verb. to put someone in check

(as sound or affirmation) "I just told her to shut up, GLUCK!"

(as verb) "She is out of control, somebody needs to GLUCK her"

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Gluck

The process of inverting the human vertebrae to reach a position of self-pleasurability. Simply apply some glen 20, sit down, lean back and relax your anus. once the outer rectum cavity has reached max dilation, flop out your johnson and wait for the next bass drop. Upon arrival of the drop, proceed to frosty your bellend and pressurize your scrotum untill a bright purple colour is identifiable. At this stage, your sphincter should be housing at least half the bottle of glen 20, and your tally-wacker should be solid ice (also known as absolute zero). The next stage, better known as schouto's favourite, requires years of mastery in the craft of Docking.

When Billo takes a break from reading his book about gay unprotected sex, he often heads off for a quick Gluck.

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glucking

The act of being gluck.

when I hung out with Sarah, she was glucking.

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gluck

like sucking only super powerful

Ben Afflack super glucked in Pearl Harbor.
She didn't just suck it son she glucked it.

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Gluck

A Gluck is a type of living creature that is smart yet stupid, majestic yet clumsy, and overall embodies both sides of an argument with no context of what is going on.

Drew: Ayy let’s go to the quad and light shit on fire
Holden: Don’t be a Gluck Drew.

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