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glucose tolerance test

A four-letter word: hell. Doctors usually order this if you're at risk for diabetes. You are forced to fast prior to the test which can last up to five hours and your blood is taken every half hour.

I can only work part-time tomorrow because I have a glucose tolerance test tomorrow. If the test comes back and says I have diabetes, then I'm probably screwed.

by The Real Driller May 19, 2022


glucose granny

someone who is a hot nurse and comes and takes care of u in a nursing home

“my nurse is such a glucose granny”

by Gay nigga 3000 December 30, 2023


Glucose Goddess

Mother of a Type 1 Diabetic child that is constantly chasing highs and lows for blood glucose levels, dosing insulin, correcting, counting Carbs like no one ever. Basically, the cousin to a unicorn with superpowers.

Whoa, check out that Glucose Goddess...she's been chasing highs and lows all day but her kid is having a blast and looks amazing!!

by GlucoseGoddess June 27, 2021


Mixing Sodium and Glucose

The act of anal sex through ones penis (salt, sodium) and another’s pussy (sugar, glucose)

“Last night me and Janet were mixing sodium and glucose if you know what I mean.”

by SuperBaseAce1234 March 7, 2021


glucose

it means sweet like

This nigga think i’m glucose

or
this nigga think shit glucose

by Yungmoneyy September 18, 2022