To have your friends to go wait in their garage or drive way. Then you go some were in the house and pull a quicky, and bust a nut either on the floor, or a piece of furniture. Then say to the household owner or guest that "i bet you can't find it." And try to get them to unknowingly step in or accidently touch the jizz.
Dude, i totally got Johnny with that game of Nut & Go Seek!
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Let one do what one wants to do without any interference or harassment.
Gina: "Where are you going?"
Jimmy: "About to hit the strip club wit my homies. Why?"
Gina: "You always trying to go to the strip club with yo homies! why don't you just stay home?"
Jimmy: "Bitch let my nuts go! Damn!"
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Consuming abnormally large amounts of nutmeg to obtain a cannabinoid/deliriant high
I've been going nuts for so long my wife left me when I thought her foot was my sounding tool
When a man cums like crazy.
Hobo 1: Bro look at that bitch. I am going nuts.
Hobo 2: Creep
Ejaculating frequently is considered to be good for men's health. So why on earth would you withhold that for an entire month in the same month that is used to promote men's health?! That's nuts!
So don't do that, fuck No Nut November, that shit is so last year anyway, nut all you want, go nuts!
And if you want to withhold so badly, just use Stoptober for that.
Nut every day in november!
Go Nuts November, the only way to go! (or come)
Yo, dude, why are you still doing that No Nut November? That shit ain't doing you much good. It's unnecessary torture. I'm doing Go Nuts November. Just nut every day for the entire month. That's better for you, and way more fun!
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